in case you ever wanted to know what mambo number 5 sounds like with all the instruments (including the drums) replaced with bike horns
it sounds like the song is going to kill you and it’s perfect
i smiled through the whole thing because i just don’t understand what would compell someone to do this but thanks
I’ve never related to anything more
in the future the whole “astronaut/cosmonaut” distinction will be one of those little linguistic oddities that show up on trivia cards and on 22nd century family game night everyone will have a good hearty chuckle at the silly names we used to call moonquistadors
in honour of halloween i’ve changed my url to the scariest thing i could think of
heh heh heh
In the middle of the busy life of New York City, a Carnegie Hall orchestra waited for someone to conduct them—yes, anyone! This mixture of music and opportunity makes for a fun and refreshingly unusual community activity.
The first time someone tried to steal my bag in the subway I panicked and I broke his arm with an umbrella and since then none of my friends will let me forget about this.
If you think this was a badass moment you need to remember I’m 5 ft and my bag was a Lucky Star bag and I was crying while hitting someone much bigger than me repeatedly with a frog-shaped umbrella.
you are my hero