thedailywhat:

Video Game Stuff of the Day: Surgeon Simulator’s Day Off

The renowned practitioner Dr. Nigel Burke takes a day off from Surgeon Simulator 2013 and tries to brew some instant coffee. For more Surgeon Simulator-related jokes, head over to Memebase!

taejira:

omfg you guys this dude did a video of a conversation he had with his two year old daughter but he had an adult male friend play the part of the daughter and it is

so

hilariously creepy

CHILDREN ARE SO HILARIOUSLY CREEPY. omg

abasnail:

that’s what I call a traffic jam

whethervane:

tommilsom:

egbuns:

OK SO I WNET TO MY THERAPISTS TODAY RIGHT YKNOW THERAPY AND SHIT

AND WHILE I WAS W AITING I FOUND THIS BOOK

AND IT WAS THE BEST MOME NT OF MY LIFE

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This was good until the last photo and then it got excellent

SCREAMS

rneerkat:

arteries will always hold a special place in my heart

dorkly:

The Sims Career Ladder

govinduhh:

sure human ghosts are scary but no one mentions the ghosts of sharks that’s 100x more terrifying there are ghost sharks all around us probably

michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:

et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!”

(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)

thebatteur:

once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried

ltwaswhatever:

sometimes the chains that prevent us from being free are more mental than physical

lydiallama:

a friend asked to borrow my notes to copy and i had a small heart attack because mY NOTES ARE MOSTLY MUSCULAR KYUBEYS

eloercs:

are we hughman or are we dancy

awesome-pictures-awesome:

The pendulum in the Physics Department stopped working…

lenasheadey:

davidhasslehoff:

IVE NEVER LAUGHED HARDER IN MY WHOLE LIFE OMG

#the mantis is not so good at the walking